//sorry ended up going to the store real fast to pick up some things with friends
"No idea, but uh haven’t been arrested so.. .win. I have blacked out. A lot. The days have been blurry. I think I O.D’d a few times. But whole immortal thing works for that." … "Take it."
"…Thaaank you!" he instantly takes a drink and licks his lips to the sweet bitter sensations, and sets it aside. "Alright then, let’s cheer up a grim reaper. How does…ice cream during a wintery night sound? Perhaps something warmer."
[Heck, he hasn't seen Jasper in a while, so he figures he's due for some hair-touching. Anyway, it's an excuse to talk to him. He's gotta stand up on tip-toe to touch the 'hawk, but he manages it just fine.] Dude, what kind of product d'you even use for this? Like, it just-- it actually /stays up/.
I used to use stupidly a expensive British hair product that is “supposedly” used by makeup artists on movie sets. But eventually I learned a trick using mousse, a bit of gel, and a hair dryer. [ Also he was just tired of buying over-seas products. Thank you hair salon lady for the lesson! ]
"That’s why I have been drunk and/or high for the past like four days."
"Which is why you should totally let me have a drink or two or you know a lot so you don’t blackout. By the way whatever happened to that…restraining order or whatever?"
"Yeah, sure psych. Like I’d joke about that shit."
"I know you’re not joking, it just—I never expected him to get married."
"My stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch, retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk of an ex."
"Ahhh…sounds like someone by the name of Jello. Seriously though?"
Can I touch your mohawk. It's been a while.
You’re lucky. I don’t put it up when it get’s chilly out. Today wasn’t so chilly though so go ahead.